where do i begin.  this blog will serve as your guide to life itself.  by reading this blog, you will become funnier, you will have more friends, in fact this blog will even make you smell better.  RSS this shit immediately, google reader it, home page it, whatever it takes.  you may find yourself sitting at your computer, refreshing the browser over and over again hoping that in that moment, i will have updated, which means that we were both on the computer at the same time, making an ethereal connection across the oceans and into the metaphysical plane where spirits reside.  and in that instance, as new text appears on your screen, as i rest my weary hands, we will be one.